Wouldn't want to be ....
... Sourav Ganguly, the indian (non-playing) captain.
The ignominious defeat against pakistan in the 3rd test match has generated unprecedented hatred for sourav. You can even send him hate mails here! Its hilarious to sample some of the forwards doing the rounds about sourav's recent batting performance :)
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Just 4 Steps to cook Maggi (Simple and Quick) -
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put thenoodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, yourmaggi's ready to eat.
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Superb Puzzle...U can never solve it....Bet...... =))
What is the next number in the series
21, 12, 12, 1, 2, .....
Only Ganguly knows it. Because these are his scores in the Test series !!
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Tring Tring ...phone rings in the indian dressing room..
Caller: "Can I talk to sourav, i am his wife."
Wright: "O namaste bhabiji, ur husband's just gone out on the pitch to save us from pakistan. I will tell him to call you back after our 'draw' celebrations. is it ok??"
Caller/Wife: "Dont worry about it. I will hold the line."
Wright: :
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Some 10 year olds form a cricket team. They want a easy game for starters:
"Sourav dada, sourav dada, amchya shi match lava na" :))
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The ignominious defeat against pakistan in the 3rd test match has generated unprecedented hatred for sourav. You can even send him hate mails here! Its hilarious to sample some of the forwards doing the rounds about sourav's recent batting performance :)
~~~~
Just 4 Steps to cook Maggi (Simple and Quick) -
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put thenoodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, yourmaggi's ready to eat.
~~~~
Superb Puzzle...U can never solve it....Bet...... =))
What is the next number in the series
21, 12, 12, 1, 2, .....
Only Ganguly knows it. Because these are his scores in the Test series !!
~~~~
Tring Tring ...phone rings in the indian dressing room..
Caller: "Can I talk to sourav, i am his wife."
Wright: "O namaste bhabiji, ur husband's just gone out on the pitch to save us from pakistan. I will tell him to call you back after our 'draw' celebrations. is it ok??"
Caller/Wife: "Dont worry about it. I will hold the line."
Wright: :
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Some 10 year olds form a cricket team. They want a easy game for starters:
"Sourav dada, sourav dada, amchya shi match lava na" :))
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Sarcasm cannot get any vicious than this. Well, sourav I believe in you and I am sure you gonna comeback with a bang in the one day series.
O no wait, i didnt really mean it...i am from your side, i just wanted to cheer up the poor guy... stop, plz dont hit me... sourav u suck .... HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
15 Comments:
hahaha :-)))
Shoaib Akhtar,"I am gonna shorten my run up when bowling to ganguly, cause u never know; he may be gone before i reach the pitch!!"
There were some 'Saurav Ganguly jokes' being aired on Radio Mirchi also today..u think this series is gonna become as legendary as the 'sardar jokes'?!
more---
- Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.
- Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A: Gone in 60 seconds.
- Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.
AC: u bet, and my blog would be the definitive source of that legend ;)
AK: =))
Sad to see an aggressive leader become the butt of ridicule.
How the mighty have fallen!
loved it... the gone in 60 seconds joke was phenomenal!
na munna na...original bloga likho!
There's something nobody is noticing. Sachin Tendulkar. And he can thank his captain for that.
Good point, figo
or-i-g-i-nal maitreyee or-i-g-i-nal :D
Ahem...for symmetry you need to add "india" in your profile.
You are welcome.
asgar !
Time to get out of ur hole! u've been in hiding too long...
abey teray blog ke baare mein mujhey abhi pata chala!!!!
lol...read on..
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