Wouldn't want to be ....

... Sourav Ganguly, the indian (non-playing) captain.

The ignominious defeat against pakistan in the 3rd test match has generated unprecedented hatred for sourav. You can even send him hate mails here! Its hilarious to sample some of the forwards doing the rounds about sourav's recent batting performance :)

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Just 4 Steps to cook Maggi (Simple and Quick) -
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put thenoodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, yourmaggi's ready to eat.
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Superb Puzzle...U can never solve it....Bet...... =))
What is the next number in the series
21, 12, 12, 1, 2, .....

Only Ganguly knows it. Because these are his scores in the Test series !!
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Tring Tring ...phone rings in the indian dressing room..
Caller: "Can I talk to sourav, i am his wife."
Wright: "O namaste bhabiji, ur husband's just gone out on the pitch to save us from pakistan. I will tell him to call you back after our 'draw' celebrations. is it ok??"
Caller/Wife: "Dont worry about it. I will hold the line."
Wright: :
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Some 10 year olds form a cricket team. They want a easy game for starters:
"Sourav dada, sourav dada, amchya shi match lava na" :))
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Sarcasm cannot get any vicious than this. Well, sourav I believe in you and I am sure you gonna comeback with a bang in the one day series.

O no wait, i didnt really mean it...i am from your side, i just wanted to cheer up the poor guy... stop, plz dont hit me... sourav u suck .... HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Return of the King

After labourious attempts of overcoming inertia, I have sat down to complete this post. Dunno why, but blogging had just gone out of the system for a while. Still, there were so many occasions and musings which I wanted to appear here. And now they are all gone :( I will try my best to update this place from now on.

When do you realise you havent blogged for a long time:

obvious ->

- u forget blogger's username, password.

- friends say they are sick of reading "geet gata hoon main ...." (sorry ND ;)

- friends send notices on yahoogroup, some threatning enough :-ss (dont put an X on me dw!)

not-so-obvious ->

- ur girlfriend tells u, shes finding hard to understand and communicate with the inner u (???)

So whats been happening lately:

- had a gr8 india trip, met lotsa people, ate a lot, roamed a lot, caught up with old friends and places.

- moved to a new appartment overcoming domestic turmoil though its a good one.

- u know, how you want this list to go on, but thats all i can think of right now :D

Saw musafir after a long wait. Sometimes I wonder whether sanjay dutt is a fulltime bhai or what? Hes got all that figured out. The movie was very stylish as expected from sanjay "kaante" gupta, though the ending was a let down. Anil kapoor looked like a fag and Billa took the cake.

"Aadmi musafir hota hain hero, aata hain, jaata hain..tere jaaneka time aa gaya ..."

mere bhi :P